you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I can't put those talents on a resume
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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