That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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