But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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