do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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