Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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