its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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