Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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