at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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