She announced her abortion via fbk
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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