hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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