Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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