the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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