Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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