Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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