Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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