apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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