Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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