Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
wanna go halves on a baby?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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