i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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