dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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