got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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