Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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