NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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