This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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