So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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