No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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