Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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