So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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