We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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