i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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