some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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