Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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