Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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