Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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