no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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