Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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