Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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