I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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