yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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