Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
