I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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