I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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