fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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