Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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