I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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