David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She needs sedatives and a leash
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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