You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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