i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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