Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
