K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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